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Equipe:
Genre: Comédie
Date de sortie: 12/04/2011
Cotation:
1 sur 6 étoiles
Si vous avez manqué le début:
Hortense, éleveuse de cochons en Bretagne, a gagné une croisière en méditerranée avec son mari. Elle embarque donc à Marseille pour ce qui devrait être un séjour de rêve…
Notre critique:
Passager clandestin, veuve plus du tout éplorée, service de sécurité débile, pickpocket, femmes d’affaires accroc au boulot… En somme tout ce qu’il faut pour démarrer une comédie au ras des vagues…
Et c’est bien ce qu’est LA CROISIERE, sorte de comédie poncif et poussive, où l’on se croirait dans un épisode de "la croisière s’amuse" (en moins drôle) avec une suite de sketches autour de personnages terriblement caricaturaux et d’une naïveté crasse.
Car à part un dépliant publicitaire grand format tournant au tour du splendide paquebot de luxe, une Marylou Berry en femme d’affaire hyper stressée et une Nora Arnezeder toute de charme vêtue, LA CROISIERE est un film à éviter toutes affaires cessantes…
